I wish to god that I had even the remotest chance of passing for cis.
Not for vanity, but because I’m increasingly convinced that I’m completely unemployable.
i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass
I’m from the US and I learned it as “never eat soggy waffles”
I just learned that “west” and “left” both go “eh”.
"Never Eat Shredded Wheat."
it was “Never Eat Slimy Worms” for me
Never Eat Soggy Wieners.
Different ways Hollywood has destroyed America
As a New Yorker, I feel personally victimized by Hollywood.
Different ways Hollywood has destroyed Hollywood
My part of Kansas has been hit by both a space rock and a nuclear bomb (I think that’s what the orange thing is supposed to be?)
I imagine the space rock was in a Superman movie. Possibly the atom bomb, as well.
The sad fact is that in my 26 years of life, I have never once hit upon a reliable mechanism for moderating my reactions to adorable things.
Sheldon the tiny dinosaur
SHELDON IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS LIKE EVERY SINGLE THING MAKES ME SO HAPPY ABOUT HIM
Sheldon is the sweetest creature ever!
This may be the cutest/sweetest thing I’ve ever seen.
i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”
Or we could just stop stereotyping people.