Frenzied Flitting From Topic To Topic

I wish to god that I had even the remotest chance of passing for cis.

Not for vanity, but because I’m increasingly convinced that I’m completely unemployable.

ajax-daughter-of-telamon:

pragtastic:

clawfoottub:

wagnetic:

wild-lion:

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

I’m from the US and I learned it as “never eat soggy waffles”

I just learned that “west” and “left” both go “eh”. 

"Never Eat Shredded Wheat." 

it was “Never Eat Slimy Worms” for me

Never Eat Soggy Wieners. 

(Source: annnica)

science-sexual:

sciencesideofturnblrofficial:

galifreyanfromshiganshina:

We should really fund the science side of tumblr

Yes please, give me money

Yes

(via shychemist)

ajax-daughter-of-telamon:

deletedpenguin:

pleasedonttaketheskyfromme:

blackestglass:

mapsontheweb:

Different ways Hollywood has destroyed America

As a New Yorker, I feel personally victimized by Hollywood.

sharknado

Different ways Hollywood has destroyed Hollywood

My part of Kansas has been hit by both a space rock and a nuclear bomb (I think that’s what the orange thing is supposed to be?)

I imagine the space rock was in a Superman movie. Possibly the atom bomb, as well.

ajax-daughter-of-telamon:

deletedpenguin:

pleasedonttaketheskyfromme:

blackestglass:

mapsontheweb:

Different ways Hollywood has destroyed America

As a New Yorker, I feel personally victimized by Hollywood.

sharknado

Different ways Hollywood has destroyed Hollywood

My part of Kansas has been hit by both a space rock and a nuclear bomb (I think that’s what the orange thing is supposed to be?)

I imagine the space rock was in a Superman movie. Possibly the atom bomb, as well.

(Source: theconcourse.deadspin.com)

dorothy-cotton:

being goth isn’t about the clothes or the music it’s about ravaging the Balkan Peninsula and Anatolia as far as Cyprus, then sacking Athens, Byzantium, and Sparta.

(via ajax-daughter-of-telamon)

The sad fact is that in my 26 years of life, I have never once hit upon a reliable mechanism for moderating my reactions to adorable things.

clarice-andherlittlelostlamb:

nels5157:

angrymadsygin:

demons-put-onions-in-my-room:

myoneandonlywonderland:

Sheldon the tiny dinosaur
Part 4/4

SHELDON IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS LIKE EVERY SINGLE THING MAKES ME SO HAPPY ABOUT HIM

Sheldon is the sweetest creature ever!

omg!

This may be the cutest/sweetest thing I’ve ever seen.

(via sonnetscrewdriver)

“Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.”
— Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)

(via greekamazon)

yourmediahasproblems:

littlemissrantsalot:

yourmediahasproblems:

i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”

Or we could just stop stereotyping people.

you’re cast

(via sonnetscrewdriver)